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Stray

I think I was maybe exploring my serious artistic filmmaker side with this one. Highlights include me and dad beating the snot out of each other and Erika doing her best to take the insanity seriously. The bloopers are gold.

Petty Crime

The original Petty Crime cut starring Ben and Erika. They set the bar so so high. This one really holds a piece of my heart.

Shadow Waltz

Another 48 hour film slammer, with a beautiful ensemble performance from Erika, Dad and Linda. And an even more impressive display of patience from Erika.

Reality Check

Erika and Megan face off in a high stakes P,B&J making contest.

Shredder Update 2

Just a classic snow day gathering at Ben's house, plus some bonus unedited material which is basically me asking Travis if he's filming for about 17 minutes straight. Patience of a saint, Travy.

Skanky Storm Trooper

The Skanky Stormtrooper. Though her Shredd was short her memory lives on forever. True true Shredder legend.

The Act of Snoopery

This one's weird. Spence, you and me were a weird couple of minions.

The Car Jacker

James, the not so mysterious car jacker. Unfortunately we've only got Ep. 1 of 2, the second was too far gone to rip, but the bloopers make up for it.

Truck Tow

Truck towin' down Ben's driveway with the old Grand Cherokee and Pooter Mobile

Travis Juggling Audish

Travis' juggling audition. For what? I cannot remember. Did he nail yet? Absolutely, yes.

Shredd it Up

This one starts with Jake running full tilt into the bank off the side of the snowmobile trail and ends with Ben mysteriously becoming entangled in his bike frame.

Boating on Champlain

Little slideshow of us out on Lake Champlain with Travy's grandparents that Momma Conrad cut together.

Naked Shredd

Just Teddy and Jake running through the halls of the Highschool, half naked on halloween.

Niko's Shorts Collection

This is a collection of shorts written, directed and edited by our man, Niko Pearson. They are DELICIOUS.

On The Radio With The Shredders

Just a bunch of little Shredd clips all mashed together with super dope white noise static transitions.

Bloopers, Bail-Outs, Big Air

Jake and Ben explore the possibilities of fake blood and the barrel jump explores Ben's asshole.

Bingo, Bango, Boardin

This is the one where we took Davey's snowmobile and built us a big kicker and tow set up out in travy's grandparent's field. Also some good jib sessions at Ben's house.

Cardboard Buddy

Jake and Ben put a face on a box and then cart it around West Leb like it's a human child.

Funky Horror

Dan Drye and Jake attempt some true horror.

Golfing

Okay, okay, okay... so what if it was golfing, right, but like... with farts?

The Adventures of Bear, Grillz and Man

Ben, Niko and Jake spend a weekend up at Linda's "Cabbage" in NH.

Apple Simple

Jamesy absolutely killing it in the beast costume, hand crafted by mom. Sprinting up 45 degree inclines and bursting through sheetrock walls.

Occurrence On The Pier

Mondo patience and acting chops from Erika, some of that classic quick-wit Mr. Haehnel writing and... I don't know I do the puppy dog eyes for like 5 minutes straight.

I Loved Who We Were

Dad and my first shot at a 48 hour film slam and we went REAL dark with it. Took the "Best Editing" award though. And with the most outdated software of any of the teams.

The Shreddaissance

For history class maybe? Art? Social Studies? Anyways, this one's me, Jenna and Niko eking out a passing grade.

Shredder Update

Just biking around Ben's house, catching some mad air down raspberry lane.

Slowmo Shredd

Travis, Jake and Teddy take a golf club out back and smash shards of mugs and plaster face molds into street below.

Snowboard Shredd

Some good earlin' boardin' on Whaleback. Mostly Jamesy and me workin' out our 180's.

The Cooking Show

Rigel and Mel become one and Omega panics as they attempt to destroy the kitchen.

Park Shredd

We embarrass Jamesy and annoy the skaters by ripping around the skate park in everything but a skateboard.

U.S.S Schrewt

The U.S.S Schrewt, a five dollar boat, a priceless vessel.

Jester + Finn Old Time Shredd

Jake and Spence ripsticking the Highschool and Shreddin' up the driveway.

Lizard Jibbin'

If you jib it they will come.

Ned Shredd

Ew, dude. I mean these are all embarrassing to a point, but damn... this one.

Nikon Test

First day out with the new Nikon D90. A turning point in the Shredder cinematic history.

Pimp My Truck

Somehow David and Joe managed to finagle this as a school project and Travy and I came along for the ride.

Beating Niko Shredd

Terrorizing the Pfister's kitchen, slightly racist chanting in the driveway, Ben pretending to throw up. Classic.

Boxing 101

This for sure was for some class, but which one I have know Idea. The important thing is it has Jenna's impeccable impersonation of the "ho-kay so" guy and Rog and Steph going at it with inflatable bop-its.

Choopa Shredd

Big winter Shredd vid here. Some good knee sleddin' and seshin' on that little kicker to the right of the cliff at Ben's house and the tiny tykes house at Travy's.

Duensk

Ben and Jake go to Ogunquit, ME and act like a couple teenagers. Featuring the original recording of the chart topping Shredder hit, Bait Shop

Jake + Ben New Shredd

The first documentation of that age old Shredder past time: hurling ourselves down Grandma's hill. Featuring the ever patient Ms. Mckenzie Jones.

The Hunt

Jake and Ben go hunting for "the Perfect Ball". Made for Mrs. Hall's English class senior year I'm pretty sure

Sun Girl

This one's super cute right up to the point where I pigeon-hole myself and a few of my closest friends by putting them in goofy clothes and floating nasty little stereotypes above their heads.

Transit

48 hour Film Slam and I'm pretty sure another first place winner at that. In this one dad's an alien, but... I mean he's kind of an alien in all of them.

The Racin' Shredd

Travy and Jake face off in the streets, midnight club style, meanwhile teddy rides a hammock like its a broomstick and mutters the Harry Potter theme song under his breath.

Cops

Oh man. Shredder Cops. We really didn't know any better.

Biking with Jester and Finn

Man, Spence, we were a couple love sick little puppies. Dedicated the whole damn thing to our camp crush.

Smuggs Shredd

Jake and Travy tear up Smuggler's Notch for a few days and Jake almost commits suicide by picnic table.

The Spencer Slideshow

An ode to Spence, the great lurpy one. Some spofford pics up front and a whole lot of good Jeep Jumpin' footage out back.

The Game

This one's a real throwback. Legend has it a couple of us are still trapped in that game...

The Fantom Pharter

Just two boys in a basement dressed up like the baby Rambo hunting a mysterious farter.

Poems

Another one for Mrs. Hall's english class. We almost tried to do a nice serious one for her... almost.

Finn +Jester 3

This one's all about the old jeep, when it was still fresh... and still in one piece.

Mud Season Shredd

Just the crew Shreddin' a patch of ice on the drive way.

Peace Frog Shredd

I mean, in my book, this is Shredders: The Movie. It's got it all. Super nostalgia hit right here ya'll. If you don't watch the whole thing you must skip to 3 minutes and 22 seconds. YOU MUST.

One

It's Pizzaz, Sophmore maybe Freshman year, and 5 boys are about to make Hartford Highschool history.

Haehnel Household Horror

I think I can see what the idea was here, but man, this is a bundle of confusion. Just about all of us are in it though!

Bed Shredd

Jake, by himself, diving into his bed... like an idiot

Breaking Stuff

Carl Barr, Josh Perry, and Jake capitalize on some breakables they found in a free pile on the side of Route 14. Also pinky.

Niko's Dad's B-Day

This is the vid we made for Niko's Daddy's Birthday with Niko's beautiful motivational speech, also Ben getting shot.

Billiards

Alright, so we do billiards, but like... there's farting.

Alvin Attack

Jake, David and Noah battle Jake's old Alvin and the Chipmunks phone when it becomes sentient and murderous.

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