PRESENTS

Okay, so take a 48-hour film slam concept--complete with no budget, poor acting, poor dialogue, and nothing but talking heads--and stretch it out over 90 minutes. God Awful! I had to invoke the 15 minute save-my-sanity rule again (what did I call that?). A quick scan of the rest of the movie shows a bunch more two-person dialogues and no action. The only mildly interesting aspect of this movie is that it is created in the Mid-east. But nothing happens. Some torpid CG shots in the beginning, but then...nada. A turkey, plain and simple.