PRESENTS

Lets, all of us together, try to set aside the lack of acting ability. Then lets, as a team, put a pin in the CGI shark that looks like a freshman animation major's end-of-semester final. We can brush off the hackneyed dialogue and uninteresting characters, we've come this far right? So what we're left with is a gaggle of ridiculously beautiful people stumbling through the hollow shell of a story, void of motivation, void of a premise, void of even a whisper of originality. There's something to be said for watching a bunch of models scampering and flexing around a watery tomb, but honestly I'd rather just glance at the poster for a second and then go do something else.