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BITE NIGHT HEALTH ADVISORY: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, APPROACH THIS CHOMPR WITH A LOOSELY WRITTEN SCRIPT!

She eats, sleeps and breathes the laws of grammar. She pays her bills by proofreading the pants off grown men. She's mastered the magazines, she's ruled the radio, she's killed it in corporate and now she's come to Bite Night, hungry for horror. You think an ancient, flesh-eating race of homicidal cave dwellers is terrifying? Try Emma May Simard catching you with a misplaced modifier. You wanna know what fear is? It's a typo in the first paragraph and "Eagle Eye Emma" in the editing chair.